chapter 3 :: kiss in the ass
Posted by peanut on Friday Jun 1, 2007 Under flashback
photo’s caption - childhood heroes!!
i have this nanny that look after me when i entered kindergarten. my favourite question to her is, ‘ who are you?’.. never called her mama, called her auntie all the time. guess the word mum means too much to me to be shared.. she lives around 1km from my house (well, it is actually quite near) and she has 2 son and 1 daughter. one of the son - ah wei (weird, my mum oso calls me ah-wei, and my present
housemate’s mum calls him ah-wei), is actually my classmate in kindergarten. but living with them in the afternoon is rather boring. we would both delivered home by the kindergarten’s van, den bathe, had lunch and would have our afternoon nap. according to her, that is the only way to grow taller besides eating more.. the backyard of their house is yet another abandoned construction site.. lol. ahwei’s father is a bus driver who travels to and fro from kluang to air hitam daily. i even met him once when i was in f.3.. but that was the last time..
so.. what happened here which i remembered until now is, one day when ahwei went toilet to do his big business.. he got licked by a monitor lizard which appear from the hole (lubang tandas crunching style) and he yelled so loud his dad came running to the toilet, pulled him out and this big creature come crawling out from the hole.. yucks! i didn’t get to see the whole scene coz my nanny shoo-ed everybody into the room and closed up the door but the story ends with ahwei’s dad killing that creature with a parang.. and after that.. all the boys in the class can ejek ahwei as the one who is ‘kissed’ by a lizard in the ass. :)
now playing - blink 182 - all the small things
to be continue - coming up - ‘primary bliss…’
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