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To share some gempak n funny moment i had when i work. Scenario might be altered to protect privacy.

Scenario 1 - Self induced pain

Me : Dik, I nak cucuk ambik darah skit eh?
Patient : Ok ok.
Me : *Get into position with needle*
Patient : Doctor, perlahan skit, sakit lah.
Me : Bukan nak cepat baru tak sakit ker?
Patient : *Diam*
Patient : Aduuuuuuhhhhh, sakit sakit SAKIT!!! Sakit lah doctorrrrrrr..
Me : Rilek, saya belum cucuk lagi.

Scenario 2 - Misi mana?

Me : Pakcik, nak ambik darah skit eh.
Patient : Yaya, tadi doctor ambik 3 kali pun tak dapat. Urat saya memang susah nak carik.
Me : *Look here and there* Ah aaa.. Betul lah pakcik. Memang tak nampak apa apa.
Patient : Tu laa, dulu misi kat ward lain tu pun tak dapat. Akhirnya datang satu sister Cina, dia ambik sekali dapat.
Me : Yeaka, mana nak carik sister to?
Patient : Entah lah. Itu dah 5 tahun dahulu. Start dulu memang dah susah nak ambik. Masuk hospital memang sakit duk kena cucuk jer.
Me : Okay pakcik, dah siap.
Patient : Oh?!?!?!?!
Me : Tengok *hold up the syringe with fresh blood*

Scenario 3 - IVDU and RVD

Me : Doctor, very hard to get the branulla set. Can’t see anything at all lah.
My boss : Izzit?
My boss : *Took the needle*
Me : Yeala, The Radiologist MO oso tried so many times, so many people was there, kenot get also.
My boss : *Poke*
-Silence-
My boss : Done.
Me : -__-”

Scenario 4 - Uncle with hearing impairment

Patient : *Sitting and having shortness of breath*
My boss : *Going over and auscultate the lungs*
My boss : Tarik nafas.
Patient : Yeala, memang semput!
Me : Shhhh.. Pakcik tarik nafas. Jangan cakap.
Patient : Apa? Memang semput lah.
My boss : Tarik nafasssssss..
Patient : Apa? Tadi tak semput, sekarang semput lah!
My boss : *Give up*
Me : -__-”
Patient : Nanti saya ok. Bagi 5 minute. *Bring out aerochamber*
My boss : Refer for hearing aid.
Me : Oh.

Scenario 5 - The peritoneal tap

Boss saw me on the way to CME.

My boss : Why are you here?
Me : Going to CME lor.
My boss : Why? No need to do the tap ah?
Me : Oh, not you do meh? I thought I need to be under supervision one?
My boss : Wah, last time I HO that time I already did so many procedure…. bla bla bla.
Me : Oh.. Ok ok ok. I do I do.
Me : How much should I take out ah?
My boss : As much as you can.

The story end with 8840ml of peritoneal fluid. I think it is a record. SO much. -__-”