Ortho hitz
Posted by peanut on Wednesday Mar 10, 2010 Under as a HOThe story below can be merely fictions. Read at your own risk.
Scenario 1
In clinic during one day.
Patient : Doctor, I got pain on my left arm.
HO : *Look at x-rays* Uncle how long ago you had this fall? Your arm last time was broken la..
Patient : That one 20 years ago.
HO : Ooo. 20 years ago until last year no pain? Now only pain?
Patient : Yealaa, don’t know why this year start pain. Sometimes so bad I kenot take things, kenot work.
HO : Ohhh..
Patient : Last time I can carry 2 gas tong at one time, now can only carry one!
HO : Wah uncle, I can only carry half. Haha.
Patient : *Very serious face* Doc, I think I wanna apply for OKU lah.
HO : *Amazed* Why?
Patient : Because I kenot work sometime due to the pain.
HO : Uncle you know OKU is what or not?
Patient : I know laaa, I need help. I got a lot of responsibilities.
HO : Uncle you need to be cacat to apply to OKU.
Patient : Yakah?
HO no2 : Yeala uncle, if we do a BKA on you, take off your leg, then you can apply for OKU.
Patient : *Serious face, kept quiet*
HO : *Sigh*
Patient : Nevermind laa, I still want to try.
HO : Uncle! You understand or not, you are simply not eligible for that! You got all 4 limbs on you!
Patient : I know, I just want to try… Give some face lah.
HO : *Sweat*
HO : This is your TCA paper. See you in 6 months time. Bye bye.
Scenario 2
HO : Uncle, how is your left leg?
Patient : All right all right!
HO : LOL.
Scenario 3
8am in the morning.
HO : Boss nak buat round?
MO : Habis? Jalan jalan?
Scenario 4
A boy with laceration wound with nail hanging at the edge of his finger.
Patient : Kena jahit ker doctor?
HO : Yeala, abis tu takkan nak biar berdarah jer.
Patient : Habis kuku macam mana?
HO : Jahit la.
Patient : Kuku boleh jahit ker?
HO : Hehe *wink*
I think a lot of none medical field people will think that it is quite impossible, but weirdly, it is quite easy to accomplish.
Scenario 5
HO : Patient on backslab.
MO : Apsal on backslab pula?
HO : Errr…. (after 1 minute).
MO : Apa la kau ni. Nak back slap? Disappointed.
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
later he go potong his leg to get the OKU …then u really sweat
March 18th, 2010 at 12:14 am
hahaha… den i can sign it without feeling guilty d lur.